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If You Go To Germany And Get Drunk, At Some Point You Will Try To Look Up Hitler In The Phone Book.
-Dave Attell
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Dave Attell
If You Go To Germany And Get Drunk, At Some Point You Will Try To Look Up Hitler In The Phone Book.
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