If You Don't Want To Get Old,

In Television The Product Is Not The Program; The Product Is The Audience And The Consumer Of That Product Is The Advertiser. The Advertiser Does Not 'buy' A News Program. He Buys An Audience.

Presumably A Movement Is More Polite Than A Revolution, And A Lot Slower.

If Men Can Run The World, Why Can't They Stop Wearing Neckties? How Intelligent Is It To Start The Day By Tying A Little Noose Around Your Neck?

I Have Always Felt That Laughter In The Face Of Reality Is Probably The Finest Sound There Is And Will Last Until The Day When The Game Is Called On Account Of Darkness. In This World, A Good Time To Laugh Is Any Time You Can.

When There Is Good News, And It Is News , We Do Report It, But Usually News Is A Record Of Human Failure. Those Wanting To Celebrate Human Accomplishment Are, As Someone Said, Advised To Go To The Sports Section.