I Believe In Tomorrow And I Will

Only Dead Fish Swim With The Stream All Of The Time.

We Tried To Do The News Without Frills, Without Fluffy Hairdos, Without Graphics. It Does Say Something About Our Business That Is Not Very Pretty. It Didn't Matter How Good The Show Was. What Counted Was Money.

Dreck Is Dreck And No Amount Of Fancy Polish Is Going To Make It Anything Else.

The Best Time To Laugh Is Anytime You Can.

A Few Weeks After My Surgery, I Went Out To Play Catch With My Golden Retriever. When I Bent Over To Pick Up The Ball, My Prosthesis Fell Out. The Dog Snatched It, And I Found Myself Chasing Him Down The Road Yelling "hey, Come Back Here With My Breast!"