If You Don't Root For The Dodgers,

Everybody Makes Mistakes, That's Why They Put Erasers On Pencils

I Was Glad To See Italy Win. All The Guys On The Team Were Italians.

I've Always Called L.a. 'the World Capital Of Sport.'

I Was Told To Stay Away From Pasta And Bread For Two Weeks. Not Eating Pasta? That'll Kill Me. Anything Else, But Why Pasta?

My Son Wasn't Gay. No Way.