I Wasn't Quite Sure How A Player

Everybody Wants To Win, But Everybody Doesn't Win.

Sometimes You've Just Got To Let An Umpire Know That You're Not Satisfied With His Decision. That They've Missed The Play In Your Opinion. Not That It's Going To Do You Any Good, But You've Got To Let Them Know.

I Do Not Care Whether You're A Democrat Or You're A Republican Or An Independent. We Must Pull For The People Who Are Wearing The Uniform Of The Armed Forces. These People Weren't Drafted. They Enlisted, Because They Believe.

The Gym Teacher's Name Was Mr. Caruso. Mr. Caruso Did Not Speak English. He Spoke 'gym.' One Day I Was Playing Basketball And Mr. Caruso Told Me I Would Have To Get An Athletic Supporter. He Didn't Express Himself Exactly That Way, Though. He Said, 'hey, You, One Day You're Gonna Go Up For A Rebound And The Family Jewels Aren't Gonna Go With Ya.' I Had No Idea What He Was Talking About. Next Day I Showed Up For Practice Without My Watch And My Mezuzah. He Said, 'did Ya Take Care Of The Family Jewels?' I Said, 'i Left 'em In My Locker.' Took Us A Half Hour To Revive Mr. Caruso.

I Wasn't Quite Sure How A Player Got To The Big Leagues. As Far As I Knew, He Was Just There One Day.