A Musical Is The Same As A

Nothing Wise Was Ever Printed Upon An Apron.

I Am A Man. And I Am Former Baby And A Future Skeleton, And I Am A Distant Future Pile Of Dust.

Someday I Will Tell My Grandchildren That I Lived In The Era When Ok Was Abbreviated To K.

It Would Be Nice If People Said, God Bless You Not Just When You Sneezed But Also When You Farted.

At Any Minute, I Am Four Minutes From A Poncho.