A Musical Is The Same As A

Whenever I Investigate A Smell, I Find That The Answer Is Always Bad. It's Never: 'what Is That? *sniff* Muffins!'

To Remove All Credibility From What You're Saying Try Wearing Sunglasses On Your Forehead.

The Shortest Distance Between Two Idiots Is A Conga Line.

When Telling A Story About How Wasted You Were Last Night, Stop.

If You Stretched The Average Person's Intestines Out From End To End, It Would Make Them Scream A Lot.