If You Can't Outplay Them, Outwork Them.

I See No Reason That A Golf Course Cannot Be Played In 18 Birdies. Just Because No One Has Ever Done That Doesn't Mean It Can't Be Done.

Hit The Ball Up To The Hole... You Meet A Better Class Of People Up There.

If A Man Can Shoot 10 Birdies, There's No Reason Why He Can't Shoot 18. Why Can't You Birdie Every Hole On The Course?

I Never Played A Round When I Didn't Learn Something New About The Game.

Jesus Christ Can't Hit A Golf Ball Straight. It's Virtually Impossible - At Best It's An Accident.