May Thy Ball Lie In Green Pastures,

Good Golf Begins With A Good Grip.

Control Is The Main Thing, And The Tee Shot Is The Most Important Shot In Golf. You've Got To Hit The Fairway Before You Have A Good Chance Of Putting The Ball Close To The Pin. You Can Be The Greatest Iron Player In The World, But If You're In The Boondocks It Won't Do You Any Good.

Hitting A Golf Ball And Putting Have Nothing In Common. They're Two Different Games. You Work All Your Life To Perfect A Repeating Swing That Will Get You To The Greens, And Then You Have To Try To Do Something That Is Totally Unrelated. There Shouldn't Be Any Cups, Just Flag Sticks. And Then The Man Who Hit The Most Fairways And Greens And Got Closest To The Pins Would Be The Tournament Winner.

The Only Thing A Golfer Needs Is More Daylight.

Why That Would Be Like Challenging Bing Crosby To A Singing Contest,wouldn't It