May Thy Ball Lie In Green Pastures,

Jesus Christ Can't Hit A Golf Ball Straight. It's Virtually Impossible - At Best It's An Accident.

The Truth Is, The First Golf Club I Owned Was An Old Left-handed, Wooden-shafted, Rib-faced Mashie That A Fellow Gave Me, And That's The Club I Was Weaned On. During The Mornings We Caddies Would Bang The Ball Up And Down The Practice Field Until The Members Arrived And It Was Time To Go To Work. So I Did All That Formative Practice Left-handed. But I'm A Natural Right-hander.

I'm Glad I Brought This Course, This Monster, To Its Knees.

You Never Fight Your Eye When You Look At A Hole. If It Looks One Way, Play It That Way. Don't Make A Big Deal Out Of An Easy Shot.

Why That Would Be Like Challenging Bing Crosby To A Singing Contest,wouldn't It