If You Aren't Failing, You Aren't Trying.

The Good Sleep Better, But The Bad Seem To Enjoy The Waking Hours Much More.

I'm Such A Good Lover Because I Practice A Lot On My Own.

I'm Trying To Arrange My Life So I Don't Have To Be Present.

The True Test Of Maturity Is Not How Old A Person Is But How He Reacts To Awakening In The Mid-town Area In His Shorts.

Do I Believe In God? I Did Until Mother's Accident. She Fell On Some Meat Loaf And It Penetrated Her Spleen.