If You Aren't Failing, You Aren't Trying.

Your Audience Teaches You How To Be Funny.

And My Parents Finally Realize I'm Kidnapped And They Snap Into Action Immediately: They Rent Out My Room.

You'll Live To Be A Hundred If You Give Up All The Things That Make You Want To.

Relationships Are Really What Interest Me The Most. And I Think, In The End, They Interest Most People The Most. Even When You Read Tolstoy Or Something, Basically They're About Man And Woman Relationships.

Sex Alleviates Tension. Love Causes It.