I Sold My Memoirs Of My Love

I Keep Getting More And More Ambitious. Over The Years, To Some Degree, In Some Areas, I Feel I've Grown. In Some Areas, I Made A Fool Of Myself. In Some Areas, I Think I Can Still Do Some Funny Things.

People Always Ask Me, Do You Ever Think You'll Wake Up One Morning And Not Be Funny? That Thought Would Never Occur To Me--it's An Odd Thought And Not Realistic. Because Funny And Me Are Not Separate. We're One.

Nothing Worth Knowing Can Be Understood With The Mind.

Life Is Hard For Insects. And Don't Think Mice Are Having Any Fun Either.

I See The Glass Half Full...but Of Poison.