My Lord, My Lord! What Hath Thou

A "bay Area Bisexual" Told Me I Didn't Quite Coincide With Either Of Her Desires.

I've Never Dated A Fictional Character Before. The Closest I Ever Came Was An Italian.

Enthusiasm Is A Good Engine, But It Needs Intelligence For A Driver.

I Came Home One Night, Some Month Ago, And I Went To The Closet In My Bedroom...and A Moth Ate My Sports Jacket. He Was Laying On The Floor, Nauseous, Y'know.

I Love Baseball. You Know, It Doesn’t Have To Mean Anything. It’s Just Very Beautiful To Watch.