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I've Never Not Finished A Masturbatory Session Or A Pizza. Those Are The Two Things I've Never Left Behind.

Of Course On Air I Use Occasional Hyperbole To Tell A Story.

A Lot Of Guys And People In Our Society Think That Chicks Just Love Dudes With Money. Chicks Love Dudes Who Are Successful Who Happen To Have Money - Do You Know What I Mean? Chicks Are Attracted To Dudes That Are Doing Their Own Thing.

I Used To Be A Democrat, Now I'm Basically A Republican.

I Swear My Car Won't Run Unless I'm Picking My Nose: At Least, I'm That Superstitious About It, So I Don't Want To Take Any Chances.