My First Car Was A Motorcycle.

I'm A Comedian, Not A Politician.

The Aston Martin Is A Beautiful Car. It's A Work Of Art, I Love The Interior And The Style Of The Car.

I Don't Think I've Ever Seen Pie Advertised. That's How You Know It's Good. They Advertise Ice Cream And Other Desserts. They Advertise The Bejeeezus Out Of Yogurt, But I Haven't Seen One Pie Commercial.

If Women Built The Bridges Or Were Meant To Build The Bridges, Then They Would Have Done It.

The Reason Why You Know More Funny Dudes Than Funny Chicks Is That Dudes Are Funnier Than Chicks.