I Don't Think Healthcare's A Right. The

You Shouldn't Be Eating Anything That Takes Six Minutes To Microwave.

My Mom Was On Welfare And The Occasional Food Stamp, But I Have Never Participated In Any Of Those Governmental Programs, Even The Ones That Kind Of Work Like Education, Scholarships And Whatever, And I Managed To Do Just Fine.

California Is Like The Hot Blond High School Chick Who's Been Getting By On Her Looks, But Now She's 45 And Falling Apart.

When I Say Things That Sound Insane, Like Only The Smartest Million People Should Have The Right To Vote, Well, I Mean That.

I Had Two Thoughts About It. One Was I Could Do That, And The Next One Was I'll Never Get To Do That.