If You Are Flammable And Have Legs,

I Went To A Pizzeria. The Guy Gave Me The Smallest Slice Possible. If The Pizza Was A Pie Chart With What Would You Do If You Found A Million Dollars, He Gave Me The "donate It To Charity" Slice. "i'd Like To Exchange This For The 'keep It!'"

I Have A Sharpie. I Love Sharpies. You Know What They Say On Them? Not For Letter Writing. That Sucks. Now I Have To Communicate With My Dad Using Numbers.

I Once Saw A Forklift Lift A Crate Of Forks. And It Was Way To Literal For Me.

Is A Hippopotamus A Hippopotamus Or Just A Really Cool Opotamus?

A Fly Was Very Close To Being Called A Land, Because That's What It Does Half The Time.