I Miss The $2 Bill, 'cause I

I Saw A Human Pyramid Once. It Was Very Unnecessary. It Did Not Need To Exist.

I Like Wearing Necklaces, Because It Lets Me Know When I'm Upside Down.

I Was Going To Get My Teeth Whitened, But I Said, "i'll Just Get A Tan Instead."

I Saw A Lady On Tv, She Was Born Without Arms. That's Sad, But Then They Said, "lola Does Not Know The Meaning Of The Word 'can't'." That, To Me, Is Even Worse In A Way. Not Only Is She Missing Arms, But She Doesn't Understand Simple Contractions. It's Easy, Lola - You Just Take Two Words, Put Them Together, Take Out The Middle Letters, Put In A Comma, And You Raise It Up!

I Like Cinnamon Rolls, But I Don't Always Have Time To Make A Pan. That's Why I Wish They Would Sell Cinnamon Roll Incense. After All I'd Rather Light A Stick And Have My Roommate Wake Up With False Hopes.