If You Are As Happy In Entering

I Am The Last President Of The United States!

The Ballot Box Is The Surest Arbiter Of Disputes Among Free Men.

I Have Gone Wooing To Several Gentlemen, But Have Not Succeeded With Any Of Them.

The Course Of Events Is So Rapidly Hastening Forward That The Emergency May Soon Arise When You May Be Called Upon To Decide The Momentous Question Whether You Possess The Power By Force Of Arms To Compel A State To Remain In The Union

All The Friends That I Loved And Wanted To Reward Are Dead, And All The Enemies That I Hated And I Had Marked Out For Punishment Are Turned To My Friends.