The Ballot Box Is The Surest Arbiter

I Am The Last President Of The United States!

I Have Gone Wooing To Several Gentlemen, But Have Not Succeeded With Any Of Them.

Liberty Must Be Allowed To Work Out Its Natural Results; And These Will, Ere Long, Astonish The World.

The Distribution Of Patronage Of The Government Is By Far The Most Disagreeable Duty Of The President.

If You Are As Happy, My Dear Sir, On Entering This House As I Am In Leaving It And Returning Home, You Are The Happiest Man In This Country.