Two Things Reduce Prejudice: Education And Laughter.

Two Can Live As Cheaply As One - If They Both Have Good Jobs.

If At First You Don't Succeed, You May Be At Your Level Of Incompetence Already.

When I Want Your Opinion I'll Give It To You.

Slump, And The World Slumps With You. Push, And You Push Alone.

Noblest Of All Dogs Is The Hot-dog; It Feeds The Hand That Bites It.