If They'd Lower The Taxes And Get

No Man Goes Before His Time - Unless The Boss Leaves Early.

If You Are Not Having Fun You Are Doing Something Wrong.

He [groucho's Father] Had Absolutely No Training, And If You Had Ever Seen One Of His Suits, You'd Realize What An Accurate Statement That Is. You See, Pop Never Used A Tape Measure. He Didn't Believe In It. He Said He Could Just Look At A Man And Tell His Size, With The Result That Frequently He'd Make A Pair Of Pants With One Trouser Leg Seven Or Eight Inches Longer Than The Other.

Either He's Dead Or My Watch Has Stopped.

I Married Your Mother Because I Wanted Children, Imagine My Disappointment When You Came Along.