If They'd Lower The Taxes And Get

I've Been Looking For A Girl Like You - Not You, But A Girl Like You.

I've Been Around So Long, I Knew Doris Day Before She Was A Virgin.

If They'd Lower The Taxes And Get Rid Of The Smog And Clean Up The Traffic Mess, I Really Believe I'd Settle Here Until The Next Earthquake.

I Love To Read. My Education Is Self-inflicted

Do They Allow Tipping On The Boat? - Yes, Sir. Have You Got Two Fives? - Oh, Yes, Sir. Then You Won't Need The Ten Cents I Was Going To Give You.