If There Are No Dogs In Heaven,

There Is Nothing So Stupid As The Educated Man If You Get Him Off The Thing He Was Educated In.

A Senator Got Up Today In Congress And Called His Fellow Senators Sons Of Wild Jackasses. Now, If You Think The Senators Were Hot, Imagine How The Jackasses Must Feel.

There Is One Rule That Works In Every Calamity. Be It Pestilence, War, Or Famine, The Rich Get Richer And Poor Get Poorer. The Poor Even Help Arrange It.

When You Put Down The Good Things You Ought To Have Done, And Leave Out The Bad Ones You Did Do Well, That's Memoirs.

Mona Lisa Is The Only Beauty Who Went Through History And Retained Her Reputation.