If There Are No Dogs In Heaven,

People Should Be More Concerned With The Return Of Their Principal Than The Return On Their Principal.

Pain Is Such An Uncomfortable Feeling That Even A Tiny Amount Of It Is Enough To Ruin Every Enjoyment.

There Is Not A Better Day In The World To Be Spent Than With A Lot Of Wise Old Cowmen Around Barbecued Beef, Black Coffee And Good "free Holy" Beans.

The Time To Save Is Now. When A Dog Gets A Bone, He Doesn't Go Out And Make A Down Payment On A Bigger Bone. He Buries The One He's Got.

I Bet After Seeing Us, George Washington Would Sue Us For Calling Him 'father.'