If You Let Women Have Their Way,

I Guess Truth Can Hurt You Worse In An Election Than About Anything That Can Happen To You.

A Remark Generally Hurts In Proportion To Its Truth.

I Arrived At My Hut In Beverly Hills Just In Time To Keep Real Estate Men From Plotting Off And Selling My Front Yard. They Will Sell You Anything Or Anybody's In The World As Long As They Can Get A First Payment... It Used To Be Only Iowa That Was Out Here But Now They Have Three Or Four Adjoining States Interested And They Are Here, Too. Real Estate Agents - You Never Saw As Many In Your Life; They Are As Thick As Bootleggers.

Farmers Spend More Time At Conventions Than They Do Plowing.

Conferences Are Just Like The Poor And The Democrats, They Will Always Be With Us.