If You Let Women Have Their Way,

When Everybody Has Got Money They Cut Taxes, And When They're Broke They Raise Them. That's Statesmanship Of The Highest Order.

Congress Is Going To Start Tinkering With The Ten Commandments Just As Soon As They Find Someone In Washington Who Has Read Them.

The Older We Get, The Fewer Things Seem Worth Waiting In Line For.

She Was So Ugly She Could Make A Mule Back Away From An Oat Bin.

Pain Is Such An Uncomfortable Feeling That Even A Tiny Amount Of It Is Enough To Ruin Every Enjoyment.