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I Don't Make Jokes. I Just Watch The Government And Report The Facts.

Nothing Makes A Man Broad-minded Like Adversity.

Strangers Are Just Friends I Haven't Met Yet.

I'm Not A Real Movie Star. I've Still Got The Same Wife I Started Out With Twenty-eight Years Ago.

I See Where They Are Going To Be More Strict With These Robbers; When They Catch 'em From Now On, They're Going To Publish Their Names.