If The Nest Is Truly Empty, Who

I Take A Very Practical View Of Raising Children. I Put A Sign In Each Of Their Rooms: 'checkout Time Is 18 Years.'

There Is One Thing I Have Never Taught My Body How To Do And That Is To Figure Out At 6 A.m. What It Wants To Eat At 6 P.m.

Never Have More Children Than You Have Car Windows.

What's With You Men? Would Hair Stop Growing On Your Chest If You Asked Directions Somewhere?

If The Nest Is Truly Empty, Who Owns All This Junk?