If The Audience Knows You Can Be

My Wife And I Have Five Children And The Reason Why We Have Five Children Is Because We Do Not Want Six.

My Children Love My Mother, And I Tell My Children, That Is Not The Same Woman I Grew Up With...that Is An Old Woman Trying To Get Into Heaven Now.

I Recently Turned Fifty, Which Is Young For A Tree, Mid-life For An Elephant, And Ancient For A Quarter-miler, Whose Son Now Says, "dad, I Just Can't Run The Quarter With You Anymore, Unless I Bring Something To Read."

Ours Is A Youth Culture, And Like A Golf Tournament, We Honor Only Low Scores.

Every Romance Does Not Lead To Sex.