My Children Love My Mother, And I

You Are A Genius!... And I Am A Genius Because I Married You.

Old Is Always Fifteen Years From Now.

My Eleven Year Old Daughter Mopes Around The House All Day Waiting For Her Breasts To Grow.

On Many Young Actors That Don't Give Their Parents Proper Credit: I'm Still Waiting For Some Actor To Win, Say, An Oscar... And Deliver The Following Acceptance Speech: I Would Like To Thank My Parents, First Of All, For Letting Me Live.

People Should Fact Check. People Shouldn’t Have To Go Through That And Shouldn’t Answer To Innuendos.