My Children Love My Mother, And I

Have You Ever Had A Cookie? Then You Won't Get Any Here Either.

Ours Is A Youth Culture, And Like A Golf Tournament, We Honor Only Low Scores.

I'm Not Going Out And Hitting A 95-mph Fastball Where I Can't See The Stitches. I'm Not On A Professional Football Team Looking To Tackle A Fullback Who Is Built Like Solid Wood. I'm A Thinking Person, And I've Been Blessed With The Ability To See Some Things And Talk About Them In A Way That Registers In A Humorous And Funny Way.

It's Painful, But We Can't Heal Ourselves Unless We Cleanse The Wounds.

Fatherhood Is Telling Your Daughter That Michael Jackson Loves All His Fans, But Has Special Feelings For The Ones Who Eat Broccoli.