Every Romance Does Not Lead To Sex.

Is The Glass Half Full, Or Half Empty? It Depends On Whether You're Pouring, Or Drinking.

Women Don't Want To Hear What You Think. Women Want To Hear What They Think - In A Deeper Voice.

The Mother May Be Doing Ninety Percent Of The Disciplining, But The Father Still Must Have A Full-time Acceptance Of All The Children. He Never Must Say, "get These Kids Out Of Here; I'm Trying To Watch Tv." If He Ever Does Start Saying This, He Is Liable To See One Of His Kids On The Six O'clock News.

And So The Dentist Says 'rinse.' So You Lean Over, And You're Lookin' At This Miniature Toilet Bowl.

Calculus Is One Course You Can Come With To Your Parents And Say, I Am Dropping It. And They'll Understand.