Every Romance Does Not Lead To Sex.

The Serve Was Invented So That The Net Could Play.

I Love It When Mothers Get So Mad They Can't Remember Your Name. "come Here, Roy, Er, Rupert, Er, Rutabaga... What Is Your Name, Boy? And Don't Lie To Me, Because You Live Here, And I'll Find Out Who You Are."

Every Closed Eye Is Not Sleeping, And Every Open Eye Is Not Seeing.

Never Say [to Younger People] "that Was Before Your Time," Because The Last Full Moon Was Before Their Time!

Gray Hair Is God's Graffiti.