If Someone Else Is Paying For It,

If They'd Wanted A Nice Parrot, They Wouldn't Have Asked For Me.

You Know What My Theory Is? Accept Me Or Go To Hell.

If Someone Says That I'm The Best At Anything, I Always Just Agree With Them. I'm Certainly Not Gonna Argue.

If Someone Else Is Paying For It, Food Just Tastes A Lot Better.

I Predict One Of These Two Teams Will Win The Super Bowl.