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If Someone Else Is Paying For It, Food Just Tastes A Lot Better.
-Gilbert Gottfried
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If Someone Else Is Paying For It,
Gilbert Gottfried
If Someone Else Is Paying For It, Food Just Tastes A Lot Better.
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