The Pressure To Being A Comedian Is

I Found Out About Jonathan Winters Death A Day After It Happened. That Seems Wrong. A Talent Like His Should Be More Revered. The World Knew About Kim Kardashians Divorce Before She Did.

No, Generally I Think Influence Is Used As A Nice Word For Plagiarism.

I'd Like To Have A Kid, But I'd Probably Get A Frank Sinatra Jr. Instead Of A Gilbert Gottfried Jr. I'd Totally Screw Up Like That.

One Pleasant Surprise Was When I Interviewed Butch Patrick. I Was Expecting This Bitter Old Drunk, And Instead He Had A Total Sense Of Humor About His Career And His Drinking And Drug Problem.

Back When Jerry Seinfeld Was Just Another Comedian Hanging Around The Clubs, I'd Imitate Him To Amuse Myself And The Other Comics. The Club Owners Would Say, 'what Are You Doing That For? Nobody Knows Him.'