Everybody Makes Mistakes; Look At Hitler.

When Your Opponent's Sittin' There Holdin' All The Aces, There's Only One Thing To Do: Kick Over The Table.

With His Blessings From Above, Serve It Generously With Love. One Man, One Wife, One Love, Through Life.

The Whole World Is Drunk And We're Just The Cocktail Of The Moment. Someday Soon, The World Will Wake Up, Down Two Aspirin With A Glass Of Tomato Juice, And Wonder What The Hell All The Fuss Was About.

The Reason I Drink Is Because When I'm Sober I Think I'm Eddie Fisher.

If You Drink Don't Drive. Don't Even Putt.