If Our Mushrooms Make You Hallucinate, Please

Reality Is Always Controlled By The People Who Are The Most Insane.

Remember, Freedom Is Always Taken, Never Given.

I Calculated The Total Time That Humans Have Waited For Web Pages To Load. It Cancels Out All The Productivity Gains Of The Information Age. Sometimes I Think The Web Is A Big Plot To Keep People Like Me Away From Normal Society.

Ratbert (as Lab Rat, To Scientist): Doc, We Have To Talk. Every Day You Feed Me Over A Hundred Pounds Of Macaroni And Cheese. At First I Thought You Were Just Being A Good Host. But Lately I've Been Thinking It Could Be Something Far More Sinister.

One Of The Great Things About Being Ignorant Is That I Often Think My Ideas Are Original. It's A Wonderful Feeling. That's Why I Try To Avoid Any Knowledge That Would Spoil The Sensation. Sometimes It Isn't Easy. People Keep Hurling Knowledge At Me, And I Can't Always Duck.