When Times Are Bad, The Gloves Come

The Computer Cuts My Production Time In Half. I Love It.

If Free Will Exists, Why Do The Tallest Candidates With The Best Hair Usually Win Elections ?

For Five Hundred Dollars, I'll Name A Subatomic Particle After You. Some Of My Satisfied Customers Include Arthur C. Quark And George Meson.

Technology: No Place For Wimps!

In The Future, Airplanes Will Be Flown By A Dog And A Pilot. And The Dog's Job Will Be To Make Sure That If The Pilot Tries To Touch Any Of The Buttons, The Dog Bites Him.