When Times Are Bad, The Gloves Come

I Have A Perverse Attraction To Risk. Not Physical Risk But Emotional, Financial Risk - Anything Than Can't Kill You Immediately.

Informed Decision-making Comes From A Long Tradition Of Guessing And Then Blaming Others For Inadequate Results.

Every Credible Scientist On Earth Says Your Products Harm The Environment. I Recommend Paying Weasels To Write Articles Casting Doubt On The Data. Then Eat The Wrong Kind Of Foods And Hope You Die Before The Earth Does.

I'm Not Happy On Vacation. In Those Rare Times When I Have Three Hours With No Work I Have To Do, I'm Terribly Uncomfortable.

To Err Is Human. To Cover It Up Is Weasel.