One Of The Reasons Why You Like

I Have Infinite Capacity To Do More Work As Long As You Don't Mind That My Quality Approaches Zero.

The Amount Of Energy Spent Laughing At A Joke Should Be Directly Proportional To The Hierarchical Status Of The Joke Teller.

This Happens To Me: I Have This Great Idea And Then I Make The Mistake Of Telling Someone Else.

I'm Predicting That We'll Finally Have A Computer Will Search My E-mail Automatically And Delete Every Message That Begins With 'thought You'd Be Interested,' And Then Give An Electrical Shock To The Sender To Remind Him Or Her To Stop Send That Kind Of Message.

When Did Ignorance Become A Point Of View?