I Want To Talk About The Nature

I Wouldn't Totally Rule Out Doing Letterman Or The Tonight Show If I Had A Set That I Just Happened To Write That I Thought Was Funny But Was Still Appropriate For Network Censors. But I'm Not Going To Go Out Of My Way.

No Girl Wants A Secretly Gay Boyfriend, Every Dude Wants A Secretly Gay Girlfriend.

Comedy Shows In D.c. Are So Much Fun. I Think Because Of The Intense Area That Is Connected To Politics That People Need, They Need Their Down Time. D.c. Audiences Are Almost Universally Praised By Comedians.

I've Been Inspired By A Shitload Of People In My Life So If There's Ever Anybody That I Can Inspire, To Me That's A Huge Gift. To Be Able To Turn That Back Around.

By Putting Yourself In That Intense Form Of Stress, It Makes Regular Life More Peaceful.