Men Are Liars. We'll Lie About Lying

I Think Women Like Ferraris. A Ferrari Is Everybody's Car.

I'm A Very Bad Student, But A Great Learner.

Why Go To A Church To Worship God? A Church Is Man Made. God Never Said, "and Let There Be Aluminum Siding." Climbing A Tree To Talk To God Sounds Like A Better Idea Since Only God Can Make A Tree. And If That Tree's On A Golf Course, All The Better.

Men Are Pigs. Too Bad We Own Everything.

Before Kady Was Born, I Didn't Think Having A Kid Would Be Such A Big Deal. My Attitude Was Simple: Babies Are Nice, Play With Them, Put Them In The Closet Until The Next Time.