You Have Mosquitoes. I Have The Press.

A Gun Is No More Dangerous Than A Cricket Bat In The Hands Of A Madman.

When A Man Opens A Car Door For His Wife, It's Either A New Car Or A New Wife.

They're A Damn Nuisance - I've Got One In My Bathroom And Every Time I Run My Bath The Steam Sets It Off.

You're Just A Silly Little Whitehall Twit: You Don't Trust Me And I Don't Trust You.

Oh! You're The People Ruining The Rivers.