You Have Mosquitoes. I Have The Press.

No, I'd Probably End Up Spitting It Out Over Everybody.

It's My Custom To Say Something Flattering To Begin With So I Shall Be Excused If I Put My Foot In It Later On.

You Bloody Silly Fool!

Aren't Most Of You Descended From Pirates?

Were You Here In The Bad Old Days? ... That's Why You Can't Read And Write Then!