If It Ain't Broke, You Can Probably

Man Is The Only Animal To Borrow Tools.

But Separate A Man From His Car - That's Inhuman.

Why Go To A Church To Worship God? A Church Is Man Made. God Never Said, "and Let There Be Aluminum Siding." Climbing A Tree To Talk To God Sounds Like A Better Idea Since Only God Can Make A Tree. And If That Tree's On A Golf Course, All The Better.

My Comedy Is Not Mine. It's A Gift. I'm Not That Smart.

I Have To Get A Licence To Drive A Motorcycle To Protect Myself And The People Around Me. I Am Adamant There Should Be Some Sort Of Licensing Required To Have Children.