My Mother-in-law Had A Pain Beneath Her

Old Age Is When The Liver Spots Show Through Your Gloves.

A Stand-up Comic Is Judged By Every Line. Singers Get Applause At The End Of Their Song No Matter How Bad They Are.

I'd Love To Slit My Mother-in-law's Corsets And Watch Her Spread To Death.

Have You Ever Known Anyone Who Bought A Fruitcake For Himself? Of Course Not. They Are Purchased As Christmas Gifts, Mostly For People You Don't Particularly Like.

The Only Thing My Husband And I Have In Common Is That We Were Married On The Same Day.