My Mother-in-law Had A Pain Beneath Her

I Remember Once A Vocational Director Said To Fang, "you Must Develop Some Mechanical Skills - Like Getting Out Of Bed."

Nothing Was Happening In The Bedroom. I Nicknamed Our Waterbed The Dead Sea.

I Was The World's Ugliest Baby. When I Was Born, The Doctor Slapped Everybody.

I Was So Wrinkled I Could Screw My Hats On.

Tennis Is Like Marrying For Money. Love Has Nothing To Do With It.