If I Tried To Flirt With A

I'm Not Interested In Closure. Some People Just Have Heart Attacks And Die, Right? There's No Closure.

I Got A Swede Lawyer?!? She's Gonna Get Everything!

All Of A Sudden I Discovered That I'm Allergic To Caviar. It Was The Perfect Metaphor For My Life. When I Was Only Able To Afford Bad Caviar, I Could Certainly Eat My Fill Of It.

Well, After The Divorce, I Went Home And Turned All The Lights On!

I Don't Like Talking To People I Know, But Strangers, I Have No Problem With.