When You're Not Concerned With Succeeding, You

I'm Larry David. I Happen To Enjoy Wearing Women's Panties.

I Defy Anyone To Produce Any Evidence That The Word 'happy' Has Ever Crossed My Lips. I Am Not Now, Nor Have I Ever Been, 'happy.'

If I Tried To Flirt With A Woman And She Didn't Know Who I Was, She Would Run Away.

You Know, When You Do Standup There Are Certain Requirements That You Have To Do Like You Have To Go On Stage And When You Get Introduced You Have To Say "hey,how Ya Doin'? How Are Ya?" I Couldn't Do It. It Was False.

I'm Surprised Sometimes At How Some Of My Actions Are Misinterpreted.