The Only Change I Can Really See

Trying On Pants Is One Of The Most Humiliating Things A Man Can Suffer That Doesn't Involve A Woman.

I Don't Like To Be Out Of My Comfort Zone, Which Is About A Half An Inch Wide.

I Couldn't Walk Up To A Woman At A Bar And Say Hello.

Sometimes You Have To Wander A Bit, And Do What You Don't Want To In Order To Figure Out What It Is You're Supposed To Do.

You Know Who Wears Sunglasses Inside? Blind People And Assholes.