The Only Change I Can Really See

I Learned The First Night That Ihop's Not The Place To Order Fish.

I've Led This Empty Life For Over Forty Years And Now I Can Pass That Heritage On And Ensure That The Misery Will Continue For At Least One More Generation.

Anyone Can Be Confident With A Full Head Of Hair. But A Confident Bald Man - There's Your Diamond In The Rough.

If I Was Going Onstage, Of Course I Would Talk About It. How Could I Not?

Who Do You Think Has More Freedom: The Married Man In America Or The Single Man In Communist China?