The Only Change I Can Really See

Hey, I May Loathe Myself, But It Has Nothing To Do With The Fact That I'm Jewish.

I'd Like To Start A Family, But You Have To Have A Date First.

I'm Not Interested In Closure. Some People Just Have Heart Attacks And Die, Right? There's No Closure.

You Have To Discover When You're Inadequate To Be Funny And You Don't Know You're Inadequate When You're A Kid.

I Wanted To Make A Living, But I Really Was Not Interested In Money At All. I Was Interested In Being A Great Comedian.