If I Put Myself On The Ballot

Well, A Lot Of Politics Is Communicating With People, And Obviously Comedy Has Something To Do With That. I've Been A Producer And Led People. Also, Being A Comedian, You're Under Pressure.

I Know That It's Probably Not A Good Idea For A Comedian, Especially A Satirist, To Support A Public Policy Group Or A Politician. This Is Something I Learned Only Too Well Years Ago When I Did A Fundraiser For Pol Pot. A Few Years Later I Saw 'the Killing Fields,' And I've Got To Tell You, I Just Felt Like A Schmuck.

Bob Dole Used To Be Really Funny. Barney Frank Can Be Kind Of Funny. Bob Kerrey Has A Good Sense Of Humor.

I Think The Government Has A Role In Protecting The Fundamental Rights Of Its Citizens.

To Ask Whether The Mainstream Media Has A Conservative Or Liberal Bias Is Like Asking Whether Al-qaida Uses Too Much Oil In Their Hummus. It's - I Think They Might Use Too Much Oil In Their Hummus - But It's The Wrong Question.