If I Put Myself On The Ballot

Having An Actual Income Can Expand Your Romantic Horizons Toward The More Appealing End Of The Spectrum.

I've Spent My Entire Career Being A Satirist.

I Grew Up In Minnesota, Where We Treasure Our Tradition Of Civic Engagement - And Our Record Of Having The Nation's Highest Voter Participation.

I Don't Know What Happens To You After You Die. I'm Not Banking On There Being, Like, A Heaven.

My Spiritual Life Is... Sometimes I Have Access To It And Sometimes I Don't. When I Do Have Access To It, It's Usually A Sense Of My Understanding What The Best Course Of Action Or The Best Thing For Me To Do. By Best, I Mean When I Have A Real Sense Of Doing The Right Thing And Doing Good For People And The Connected Universe Of Everybody.