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There Is A Subset Of Democrats Who Tend To Mis-fill Out Ballots. The Way You Mark The Ballot Is Like An S.a.t. - You Fill In The Circle. And The Subset Of People Who Tend To, Like, Put A Check There Instead, Or An X, Or Fill It Out Wrong, Tend To Be People Who Didn't Take S.a.t.s, Or First-time Voters, Or People With English As A Second Language.

Minnesotans Lost Their Jobs Because The Credit Rating Agencies Didn't Do The Only Job They're Supposed To Have, The Only Job They Had, Which Is To Give Accurate, Objective Ratings To Financial Products.

We Need An Investigation, Because We Don't Know What Donald Trump Owes Russia. We Don't Know How Many Russian Oligarchs Have Invested In His Business.

Well, A Lot Of Politics Is Communicating With People, And Obviously Comedy Has Something To Do With That. I've Been A Producer And Led People. Also, Being A Comedian, You're Under Pressure.

I Once Asked The Most Fabulous Couple I Know, Madonna And Guy Ritchie, How They Kept Things Fresh Despite Having Been Married For Almost Seven Months. 'it's A Job, Al,' Guy Told Me. 'we Work At It Every Day.'