I Don't Know What Happens To You

He [newt Gingrich] Is The Most Unpopular Politician In America. His Favorable Rating Is Only Four Points Higher Than The Unabomber.

The Way I See It, I'm Not Going To Washington To Be The 60th Democratic Senator. I'm Going To Washington To Be The Second Senator From The State Of Minnesota.

Bill Clinton Is The Greatest President Of The 20th Century Because I Played Touch Football With Him.

The Nature Of The Internet And The Importance Of Net Neutrality Is That Innovation Can Come From Everyone.

Today I Will Masterbate! Okay, That Was A Mistake. I Should Have Written "today I Will Masterbate--if I Want To!