Billy Carter, Who Asked His Brother Jimmy,

Adam, Who Said To Our Lord In The Garden Of Eden, I Got More Ribs - You Got More Broads? Never Got A Dinner!

Bluebeard, Who Said To Scottland Yard, How Do I Know How Many Wives I've Killed? I'm Not An Accountant! Never Got A Dinner!

Elizabeth Taylor Has A Big Heart. She Recently Built A Halfway House For Girls Who Don't Want To Go All The Way.

The Invisible Man, Who Said To His Wife, I Don't Care If It Looks Silly, Don't Stop! Never Got A Dinner!

Vincent Van Gogh, Who Said To The Hat Salesman, I Like It, But It Keeps Sliding Over My Ear. Never Got A Dinner!