If I Just Stuck To Pot I

If You're Going To Stop Masturbating, You Can't Taper Off. You've Got To Quit, Cold Jerky!

All My Humor Is Based Upon Destruction And Despair.

I Won't Say Ours Was A Tough School, But We Had Our Own Coroner. We Used To Write Songs Like, "what I'm Going To Do If I Grow Up".

Communism Is Like One Big Phone Company.

I Think It's About Time We Gave Up Religion And Got Back To God.