Beware Of Those Who Try To Sell

When Times Are Bad, The Gloves Come Off And Employers Are Less Nice. People Become Disposable.

On The Fourth Day Of Telecommuting, I Realized That Clothes Are Totally Unnecessary.

The Best Part About Being My Age Is In Knowing How My Life Worked Out. Sure, There's A Lot More Living To Go, But There Isn't Much Doubt That I'll Always Be The 'dilbert Guy.' Unless I Go On A Crime Spree, In Which Case I'll Be That Stabbin Dilbert Guy.

The Most Ineffective Workers Are Systematically Moved To The Place Where They Can Do The Least Damage: Management.

I Believe Everybody In The World Should Have Guns. Citizens Should Have Bazookas And Rocket Launchers Too. I Believe That All Citizens Should Have Their Weapons Of Choice. However, I Also Believe That Only I Should Have The Ammunition. Because Frankly, I Wouldn't Trust The Rest Of The Goobers With Anything More Dangerous Than String.