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I Was Surprised To Learn That Doing Household Chores Qualifies As Romantic For Most Of You [women]. That's Exactly Why You Should Never Hire A Butler If You Strike It Rich - The Minute That Jeeves Starts Unloading The Dishwasher Without Being Asked, Your Wife Is Going To Start Humping His Leg.

Men Live In A Fantasy World. I Know This Because I Am One, And I Actually Receive My Mail There

Work Is Like The Rest Of Life. The Best Parts Are Free.

The Best Things In Life Are Silly.

He Was Tenser Than Jesse Jackson On Father's Day.