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The Greenest Home Is The One You Don't Build. If You Really Want To Save The Earth, Move In With Another Family And Share A House That's Already Built. Better Yet, Live In The Forest And Eat Whatever The Squirrels Don't Want.

The Human Population Is 90% Gullible, Violence-prone Dipshits.

Creativity Is Allowing Yourself To Make Mistakes. Art Is Knowing Which Ones To Keep.

We Know The Goats Are Imported Because They Don't Speak English.

Everything You Learn Becomes A Shortcut For Understanding Something Else.