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Science Is A Good Thing. News Reporters Are Good Things Too. But It's Never A Good Idea To Put Them In The Same Room.

If I Had To Pick One Quality That Best Predicts Success (other Than Wanting To Be Successful) It Would Be The Willingness To Risk Embarrassment.

I'm Not Happy On Vacation. In Those Rare Times When I Have Three Hours With No Work I Have To Do, I'm Terribly Uncomfortable.

There's Nothing More Dangerous Than A Resourceful Idiot.

Moslem: People Who Believe Suicide Is A Good Way To Get Laid.