I'm So Secretive That When Someone Asks

A Car Alarm Is A Way For A Car To Tell Everyone That Its Owner Is An Asshole.

I Like Birthdays. Every Time Someone Is Born, That's Just Like Bringing More Cake Into The World.

Stand-up Is Like A Row Boat: It's Fun And Romantic When You're Choosing To Do It. But If You Have No Other Choice Than To Be In A Row Boat It's Not As Enjoyable; That's Survival.

If You Have A Lair Then You Are Probably Not A Good Person.

I Feel So Fortunate To Be One Of The Lucky Ones Who Is So Grateful And Appreciative To Know Such Great Synonyms For Thankful.